10. It is so fun watching your non-horsey husband try to properly knot a rope halter.
9. It is so cute watching your horse trying to be super still and helpful while your husband is fumbling with that damn rope halter.
8. You have beautifully sculpted upper arm and shoulder muscles from building a mountain of manure one forkful at a time.
7. You don’t freak out at the little shining entrails the cats leave behind after they dine on rodents in the barn aisle.
6. You expertly store water buckets on their sides so that when you pull them off the overhead shelf your open mouth is not met with an avalanche of mouse turds.
5. During an afternoon thunderstorm you can climb up onto the hay bales and curl up under your mare’s turnout blanket for a little nap.
4. You wake up after your nap on the hay to discover all of your horses are dozing, too.
3. The only drama in your barn is who gets to be turned out first.
2. The lunge whip/Epsom salts/duct tape/MTG/tool chest/Excalibur/Betadine/Vet wrap/Elastikon is in exactly the same spot where you left it.
1. When the weather is mild, the only preparation you need before heading out to feed in the morning is to pull your boots on over your jammy bottoms.
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